boilingpond:

lynxdre:

birdsgoflying:

(Something blows up)

Bruce: JASON, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Jason: My best.

well that was fun

hxasinthus:

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

wirtish:

you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over